Sunday, August 9, 2009

King of Fruits

Today I ate Durian!

'So what?' you may ask? Well its the most offensive fruit ever invented by God. What she was thinking I have no idea. It is banned from public transport in Singapore. I don't mean eating it on public transport is banned I mean carrying it, wrapped in a supermarket bag and unpeeled is banned. It's that obnoxious.

Actually it was rather sweet but if I burp I think everyone within a 100m radius may asphyxiate and be inclined to incline and fall down and, apparently, if I sweat tomorrow because of the humidity the same thing will happen because the smell will emanate from my pores.

All in the call of culinary science and cultural harmony :)

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