Abject Apology

I have to apologise for making the Maori sound blonde. It was mean really.

What she insists she actually said was, 'What stroke is that?' To which I replied, 'That's breaststroke.'

So that doesn't make her sound blonde at all, does it?

Build update

Nice day yesterday so off I went accompanied by a Maori 'blonde'. Blonde on the inside but jet black on the outside. Watching the medley relay after a pub lunch she asked, 'Is that butterfly?' 'No,' I replied, slowly and patiently, 'That's breaststroke.'
The electrical ooji-whatsits are appearing out of the walls. Not many other apparent differences apart from a hole in the floor where the en-suite shower goes. I guess something will fill it eventually..