Overheard in the local Post Office from man on crutches:
'I was doing the Elvis Presley thing at the end of the show and it just popped out.'
Overheard at the local KwikiMart:
Mother: 'No I won't let you share my drink.'
Daughter: 'Why not?'
Mother: 'Because you kiss boys. They have worms. You should kiss girls more often.'
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
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